Speaking of “things I totally don’t need but really want”… My lust item(s) of the week!
Option A:
Option B:
“A” is a space-holder for “a new tv”, not necc. this make/model. My “newest” TV is a 27″ CRT circa 1999. I don’t have cable or a broadcast signal, my old-school DVD player is dying, and my PS2+games got ripped off a couple months ago; Hardly anything new will plug into it, plus, I deserve a new TV! 
A new TV would require a new Blu-ray player, Audio system, replacing 500 DVDs, etc.
As for “B”, My new commute and job description is scooter friendly, and I’ve always wanted one, and I have a line on a good deal… A scooter would require a helmet, DMV test, bigass chain lock, etc.
Thoughts? (Of course, there’s always “C – pay down a credit card”, but what’s the fun in that?!) 
