In honor or irony of this fateful (filled?) day, I received my first chatbot in such a long time, that I actually fell for it for a couple minutes…
11:54 me_doxepi: hey, what’s goin on?
12:10 me_doxepi: are you there hun?
1:16 me: hello… i was @ lunch…
1:16 me_doxepi: i was going through a list of old friends and came across your name, hope you don’t mind me emailing you, i kinda forgot who you were. i’m amanda how bout you?
1:17 me: this is sherwin… from california
1:17 me_doxepi: nice to meet you, so what are you up to?
1:17 me: i’m at work today. and you?
1:17 me_doxepi: cool, i’m just hangin around the house talking to people online, im from seattle washington, where are you from?
[note how "she" doesn't even answer the question!]
1:18 me: i’m in california
1:18 me_doxepi: thats cool, im 28, how bout you?
1:18 me: im 27
1:18 me_doxepi: have you ever been to seattle before? if not you should check it out, i just moved here not to long ago and i love it.
1:19 me: yes and no-
1:19 me_doxepi: would you like to see a picture of me?
1:19 me: sure! that would be cool
1:19 me_doxepi: here is one of the more recent ones i have. i’m the one in the green, my best friend is on the left
[And if you one didn't already know it was a sham, here's the kicker. I mean, think about it. Both chicks are too hot to be chatting up strangers online on Valentines' Day! Where most people would feel embarrassed and terminate the session, I held out for the money shot...]
1:20 me_doxepi: do you like brunettes?
1:21 me: sure- as long as they’re cute
1:21 me_doxepi: hehe, do you have one of you? if so, email it to me at ahoughs420@xxxxxxx.com, i can’t recieve pictures on my yahoo for some reason but its nice to put a face with a name
1:21 me: i can send u a link– i’ve got too many pics of myself on the internet
1:22 me_doxepi: ok, ill give it a sec before i check my mail.
1:37 me_doxepi: are you there hun?
1:50 me: hello… i was @ lunch…
1:51 me_doxepi: so what kind of music do you listen to? i like a little bit of everything.
1:51 me: same here- a bit of everything… except slow jams.
1:51 me_doxepi: nice, hey i think i just got your pic, it’s nice to see who i’m talking to
note: i never send a photo. tee hee…
1:52 me: ah thanks. so, what’dya think?
1:52 me_doxepi: actually i have another one of me in a bikini, do you want to see it?
1:52 me: yes please.
1:53 me_doxepi: do you think i have a nice body?
1:53 me: yes.
1:53 me_doxepi: would you happen to have a webcam?
1:53 me: have u noticed you’re always drinking in your photos?
1:54 me_doxepi: i have one, i was thinking about turning it on in a little bit since i’m on my bedroom computer [again, avoiding the question! 
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1:54 me: is that so?
1:55 me_doxepi: i just took a picture of my tits, wanna see? i think it’s a pretty good one
1:55 me: yeah go for it.
yeah- go for it!
1:55 me_doxepi: ok but this is for your eyes only. please don’t show anyone else
success!
1:55 me: tape measure!
1:56 me_doxepi: do you think i have nice tits?
1:56 me: why yes.
1:56 me_doxepi: i’m feelin a little frisky now, do you wanna come watch me on my cam?
1:56 me: sure!
[and for the sell...]
1:57 me_doxepi: i don’t know why but my cam only seems to work on this site for some reason, not yahoo i hope you like what you see http://www.xxxxxxxxx.com/amanda
1:58 me: ah- too bad because i don’t have any money
1:58 me_doxepi: i think it will cost you a dollar but if you let me know your username when you sign up i can let you see my cam for free i think other people have to pay the full amount.
1:59 me: sure thing…
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Yeah… sure thing.
