(and that’s good enough for me!)
My shipment of Girl Scout cookies has arrived (yes- “shipment”, as in they came in a box!). I gave up a box of Tagalongs to my crew as a gesture of good will, since they’ll be getting their quarterly evaluation in the next week. 
But I can never think about Girl Scout Cookies, without thinking of this timeless classic from our friend Cookie Monster!
Sometimes the comment spam I get on this blog astounds me. Here’s one that had me laughing, then scratch my head, then laugh again, then say, “uh, what?!?!”
“You know, people unceasingly enact comments when anything is predicted to happen in 2012, like “obviously that is if the world is subdue here.” You do achieve that the Mayans suggest the world will finish on Dec. 21 (or 23rd)? So in all strong if anything is booming to encounter in 2012 there is only the slimmest possibility that the world will contain ended before it happens. [URL Removed]“
WTF?
As the scraggly curmudgeon I play on TV, I find it difficult to admit how cool I think this story is. Yes- the old story of a boy and girl meeting and later getting married in the place they met. A tried and true scenario. But these days you gotta spice it up right?
According to the post, Mr & Mrs Bride and Groom met in a New York Apple Store and love sprung, as love is known to do. What better place to ink the deal, in that same Apple Store, flash mob style. Without being harassed by Apple Staff. Try that in a Microsoft Store!
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In honor or irony of this fateful (filled?) day, I received my first chatbot in such a long time, that I actually fell for it for a couple minutes…
11:54 me_doxepi: hey, what’s goin on?
12:10 me_doxepi: are you there hun?
1:16 me: hello… i was @ lunch…
1:16 me_doxepi: i was going through a list of old friends and came across your name, hope you don’t mind me emailing you, i kinda forgot who you were. i’m amanda how bout you?
1:17 me: this is sherwin… from california
1:17 me_doxepi: nice to meet you, so what are you up to?
1:17 me: i’m at work today. and you?
1:17 me_doxepi: cool, i’m just hangin around the house talking to people online, im from seattle washington, where are you from?
[note how "she" doesn't even answer the question!]
1:18 me: i’m in california
1:18 me_doxepi: thats cool, im 28, how bout you?
1:18 me: im 27
1:18 me_doxepi: have you ever been to seattle before? if not you should check it out, i just moved here not to long ago and i love it.
1:19 me: yes and no-
1:19 me_doxepi: would you like to see a picture of me?
1:19 me: sure! that would be cool
1:19 me_doxepi: here is one of the more recent ones i have. i’m the one in the green, my best friend is on the left
[And if you one didn't already know it was a sham, here's the kicker. I mean, think about it. Both chicks are too hot to be chatting up strangers online on Valentines' Day! Where most people would feel embarrassed and terminate the session, I held out for the money shot...]
1:20 me_doxepi: do you like brunettes?
1:21 me: sure- as long as they’re cute
1:21 me_doxepi: hehe, do you have one of you? if so, email it to me at ahoughs420@xxxxxxx.com, i can’t recieve pictures on my yahoo for some reason but its nice to put a face with a name
1:21 me: i can send u a link– i’ve got too many pics of myself on the internet
1:22 me_doxepi: ok, ill give it a sec before i check my mail.
1:37 me_doxepi: are you there hun?
1:50 me: hello… i was @ lunch…
1:51 me_doxepi: so what kind of music do you listen to? i like a little bit of everything.
1:51 me: same here- a bit of everything… except slow jams.
1:51 me_doxepi: nice, hey i think i just got your pic, it’s nice to see who i’m talking to
note: i never send a photo. tee hee…
1:52 me: ah thanks. so, what’dya think?
1:52 me_doxepi: actually i have another one of me in a bikini, do you want to see it?
1:52 me: yes please.
1:53 me_doxepi: do you think i have a nice body?
1:53 me: yes.
1:53 me_doxepi: would you happen to have a webcam?
1:53 me: have u noticed you’re always drinking in your photos?
1:54 me_doxepi: i have one, i was thinking about turning it on in a little bit since i’m on my bedroom computer [again, avoiding the question! ]
1:54 me: is that so?
1:55 me_doxepi: i just took a picture of my tits, wanna see? i think it’s a pretty good one
1:55 me: yeah go for it.
yeah- go for it!
1:55 me_doxepi: ok but this is for your eyes only. please don’t show anyone else
success!
1:55 me: tape measure!
1:56 me_doxepi: do you think i have nice tits?
1:56 me: why yes.
1:56 me_doxepi: i’m feelin a little frisky now, do you wanna come watch me on my cam?
1:56 me: sure!
[and for the sell...]
1:57 me_doxepi: i don’t know why but my cam only seems to work on this site for some reason, not yahoo i hope you like what you see http://www.xxxxxxxxx.com/amanda
1:58 me: ah- too bad because i don’t have any money
1:58 me_doxepi: i think it will cost you a dollar but if you let me know your username when you sign up i can let you see my cam for free i think other people have to pay the full amount.
1:59 me: sure thing…
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Yeah… sure thing.
For the six (6) of you who don’t know what “Mr. Tweet” is, the company line is “Your Personal Twitter Assistant, suggesting great people and news to you regularly!” That’s a pretty good description but it can get much deeper than that. For example, today Mr. Tweet broke down my “communities of interest” based on my Twitter pals. I’d have to say he was pretty spot on, as shown below:
Go Mr. Tweet!!
Related Links:
I got a massive leg cramp tonight. As I was reeling on the floor, groaning in pain, myhotroomate shouts from another room:
Roomie: r u masterbating in there?
Me: no.
Roomie: okay. Just checking.
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I guess “Celebrity Sighting” is a stretch when you’re getting photos from a celebrity-ridden event like the Life Ball, right? Anyway here’s a lovely photo of the hot and talented Sophie Ellis Bextor with the 2008 Life Ball MINI Cooper Clubman. (Hotness all around!)
Related Links:
SophieEllisBextor.net
LifeBall.org
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